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[Apr. 2nd, 2009|11:53 am] |
me thinks the internet is hung over from all of the April Fool's Day shenanigans.
it seems like a desolate wasteland out there. how will i ever make it through the day?
in other news, if anyone wants to see some amazing music this evening (as well as friday), come join us in asheville....
Midnite |
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| totd |
[Mar. 30th, 2009|11:37 am] |
ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)
Her shots are not so pretty, hiding after the jump..
( Her shots are not so pretty, hiding after the jump.. )
I knew this fucker was evil.
I'll be having a Sham-Wow burning party this evening if anyone is interested (sorry environment). |
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| totd |
[Mar. 27th, 2009|07:34 pm] |
this is what i feel like right now without my clay...
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| totd |
[Mar. 23rd, 2009|02:30 pm] |
So I kinda freaked out last friday and bought tickets to a show in Philadelphia. Going up there in a couple weeks. I've never been and I don't know anyone who lives there... So I was wondering if any of you fine folks have ever been to the city of brotherly love, and if you have any tips on things to do/see, places to eat, etc.
If you've got any ideas or feedback, I'd be much obliged.
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| I'd like to send out a big fuck you... |
[Mar. 23rd, 2009|10:28 am] |
to Spike Lee for this disaster in film making. Don't get me wrong, there were a few redeeming factors (a dash of quality dialogue here, a hint of beautiful italian breasts there), but all in all I personally felt this film was a 150+ minute pile of shit. I hope there is a class action law suit against Mr. Lee for this film and time it stole from so many people's lives. On my death bed, I'm going to remember this as the biggest waste of my remaining time on earth.
In other news, I also watched Transporter 3 this weekend(i know what you're thinking... keep it to yourself). Luc Besson has definitely lost his mind. I was boggled at the lack of acting skills of the female lead. Come to find out, he saw her crossing the street in Manhattan one day and "gave her acting lessons", and then cast her as the female role in the film. You may be terribly obnoxious on the big screen Natalya Rudakova, but damn you're fine.
Maybe I'll watch some good movies next weekend. |
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| The Baby Jesus - A Revolution In Sandwich Making |
[Mar. 18th, 2009|10:11 am] |
Last night before stumbling to bed my stomach threatened to sell my kidneys to some Nigerian organ harvesters that she owed money to unless I fed her. Not wanting to get on my stomach's bad side (or end up on dialysis), I complied.
What took place next was nothing short of magical. Within minutes, I had returned to my room with a little something I like to call 'The Baby Jesus'. This sexy little bitch consists of a toasted english muffin, cream cheese, feta cheese, lettuce, a chicken breast, and 13 tablespoons of Cholula hot sauce. Unfortunately I wasn't able to catch this beast on camera in the wild, but I have a feeling me and The Baby Jesus haven't seen the last of each other.
DISCLAIMER: DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME WITHOUT THE SUPERVISION OF A PROFESSIONAL |
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[Mar. 11th, 2009|09:01 am] |
MIA, i understand that you're happily married engaged and everything, but if anything changes... please call me.
<3
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| UPDATES! czech it |
[Mar. 10th, 2009|08:41 am] |
ShowsLikeThis has been moved to believo.com
Added more shows today, and there will be more updates later this week.
Get in, it's raining beautiful, beautiful music all over the Carolina area.
rawr.
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| monkey business |
[Feb. 19th, 2009|10:47 am] |
"You Have to Kill This Chimp," Owner Cries to 911
By JOHN CHRISTOFFERSEN
NBCNewYork.com
updated 6:16 a.m. ET, Thurs., Feb. 19, 2009
STAMFORD, Connecticut — The frantic owner of a 200-pound chimpanzee that went berserk in Connecticut pleaded with police over the phone to help her stop the animal from mauling her friend, begging them to "Hurry, please! He ripped her face off."
Police in Stamford released tapes of Sandra Herold's desperate call to police Monday as her 15-year-old chimp, Travis, was attacking 55-year-old Charla Nash. (To hear the harrowing audio, click on the video link directly to the left. WARNING: The content is graphic.)
The chimp can be heard grunting at times on the tape, as Herold cries, "He's killing my friend!"
The dispatcher says, "Who's killing your friend?"
Herold replies, "My chimpanzee! He ripped her apart! Shoot him, shoot him!"
After police arrive, one officer radios back: "There's a man down. He doesn't look good," he says, referring to the disfigured Nash. "We've got to get this guy out of here. He's got no face."
The chimp attacked Nash as Herold, 70, frantically stabbed her beloved pet with a butcher knife and pounded him with a shovel.
"He looked at me like, 'Mom, what did you do?'" Herold told NBC's "Today Show" in an interview aired Wednesday. "It was horrific what happened and I had to do what I had to do, but still, I'll miss him for the rest of my life."
Nash remained in critical condition early Wednesday with major injuries to her face and hands.
Police said they are looking into the possibility of criminal charges. A pet owner can be held criminally responsible if he or she knew or should have known that an animal was a danger to others.
Police said that the chimp was agitated earlier Monday and that Herold had given him the anti-anxiety drug Xanax in some tea. Police said the drug had not been prescribed for the 15-year-old chimp.
Investigators said they were also told that Travis had Lyme disease, a tick-borne illness with flu-like symptoms that can lead to arthritis and meningitis in humans.
"Maybe from the medications he was out of sorts," Stamford police Capt. Richard Conklin said.
Nash had gone to Herold's home in Stamford on Monday to help her coax the chimp back into the house after he got out, police said. After the animal lunged at Nash when she got out of her car, Herold ran inside to call the police emergency line and returned with a knife.
After the initial attack, Travis ran away and started roaming Herold's property until police arrived, setting up security so medics could reach the critically injured woman, Conklin said.
But the chimpanzee returned and went after several of the officers, who retreated into their cars, Conklin said. An officer shot Travis several times after the animal opened the door to his cruiser and started to get in.
The wounded chimpanzee fled into the house and retreated to his living quarters, where he died.
When he was younger, Travis starred in TV commercials for Old Navy and Coca-Cola, made an appearance on the "Maury Povich Show" and took part in a television pilot, according to a 2003 story in The Advocate newspaper of Stamford. |
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| totd |
[Feb. 6th, 2009|02:52 pm] |
i love my cigarettes and coffee. i have had off and on relationships with both of these drugs for over a decade.
i know they are both terribly hazardous to my health and lifespan. what you don't hear anyone talk about is how they are also beneficial to your existence. you be the judge, but for now, i'll have another.
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| totd |
[Feb. 4th, 2009|12:22 pm] |
Is anyone interested in temporarily abandoning this fine town of ours for greener pastures?
I decided in December that 2009 would be a year focused on travel and new experiences.
My immediate plan is rather vague, but will take place between now and the end of April.
I thinking a cruise, festival, beach house blow out, chicago/nyc/nola, or just about anything.
If anyone has similar interests and wants to destroy a tax return with me, let me know and we can get something setup.
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| thought of the day |
[Jan. 30th, 2009|12:04 pm] |
Pour me another, so I could forget you now
Pour me another, so I could come let you down
Pour me another, so I can remember how
True that I am to this addiction of you
She don't listen so he don't speak no more
Nobody's winning 'cause neither is keeping score
Don't wanna think no more, just let me drink some more
Pour me another, cause I can still see the floor
Live life tipsy, Still if it don't fit right with me
Kiss me whiskey, lift my lips, press to my angel
Swallow it and leave her empty bottle on the table
Let the past fall, making faces at that clock on the back wall
Countdown to the last call, ask all these people that make sounds
"How long does it take for the pace to break down"
I think I may just need to find a girl with....
...to teach me about god and the devil. |
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| BONUS thought of the day |
[Jan. 29th, 2009|10:58 am] |
I was visited last night from a ghost of rap past. None other than Mystikal himself. Someone @ the bar decided to barrage everyone with an hour of mostly blase hip hop songs. The one shining gem in the bunch was the Mystikal song.
The last time I heard Mystikal was in a rental car while driving into New Orleans a couple years back. In the 'when in rome' mindset I'm pretty sure I blew the speakers out on the oh so classy Hyundai SUV.
Anyway, I plan on downloading his entire discography tonight and listening to that and ONLY that through the weekend. Goddamn, I reek of style.
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| thought of the day |
[Jan. 29th, 2009|08:27 am] |
I want to fly somewhere.
p.s.
time lapse video from the midwest to san francisco. |
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| thought of the day |
[Jan. 27th, 2009|01:44 pm] |
I'd like to send out a personal 'Fuck You!' to Medium Cheddar Cheese.
Why do you exist? Every single time I stumble upon you by chance you do nothing but disappoint.
Sharp Cheddar? ok... Extra Sharp Cheddar... fuck yes, now we're talkin.
I request that everyone purge this medium shit from your lives and eat a real (wo)man's cheddar.
A cheddar so sharp an emo kid could love it.
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| new antiblog |
[Jan. 26th, 2009|10:13 am] |
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I started a not-so-blog to help me keep track of upcoming shows. I thought I might as well share it. Shows Like This |
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